Should I beat the shit out of my wife?

[Teddykgb]

Wife calls me from in-out-burger and asked me if i was hungry, I tell her hell yes I have a crosate pizza in the oven but i'll take a triple-triple chesse burger no tomatos and grilled onions,

she says are you going to eat the pizza and i say yes.......she then says well than you dont need a trip-trip youll get a double-double....

no prob I say and than I hear her order.....one double-double no tomatos....and im screaming in my phone saying "grilled onions bitch"

she doesnt hear me we get dissconnected and she wont pick up the phone........im telling you guys right now, if my bitch shows up here and I dont have grilled onions on my cheese burger heads are going to roll!!!!!

 

[steaktartar]

make her eat the shit pizza teddy

 

[Teddykgb]

fvcking burger is now on the kitchen floor being eaten by my dog, wifey is in the room crying and my son who's not even old enuf to drive is on his way back to in-out-burger to get what I asked for. internet tuff guy my ass im the real deal.

 

[steaktartar]

fvcking burger is now on the kitchen floor being eaten by my dog, wifey is in the room crying and my son who's not even old enuf to drive is on his way back to in-out-burger to get what I asked for. internet tuff guy my ass im the real deal.

of the choices id ( i cant believe im saying this) rather be teddykgb's pooch

 

[Teddykgb]

bad attempt at humor, nothing funny about domestic violence,sorry.

 

[steaktartar]

bad attempt at humor, nothing funny about domestic violence,sorry.

:nohead:

 

[STACKSONDECK]

:hahahahah

 

[SkinsRaj28]

bad attempt at humor, nothing funny about domestic violence,sorry.

Take it back.

Right now.

 

[Teddykgb]

Take it back.

Right now.

just trying to throw the cops off the trail.

 

[SkinsRaj28]

just trying to throw the cops off the trail.

Good call.

While we're at it, I definitely do NOT have dildos molded out of real children's penises in my bedroom either. Zero chance.

 

[goodcall]

Good call.

While we're at it, I definitely do NOT have dildos molded out of real children's penises in my bedroom either. Zero chance.

sorry...I keep meaning to get those back to you

 

[goodcall]

oh, and the ribbed one that squirts is leaking a little bit

 

[koidog]

I can't believe this thread is real.

No way would I have wasted the burger, I would have made her grill up an onion for me.

 

[Jack Herer]

fvcking burger is now on the kitchen floor being eaten by my dog, wifey is in the room crying and my son who's not even old enuf to drive is on his way back to in-out-burger to get what I asked for. internet tuff guy my ass im the real deal.

teddy, out of all the bad things you did today this is by far the worst. Never feed your dog table food, small breeds (like your chihuahua) are extremely susceptible to pancreatitis which would result in a very expensive vet bill and in some instances even death. Your dog was designed to eat Taco Bell only.

 

[MikeB]

This is what really happened-


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[N.I.B.]

messed up all over da damn joint...copperz blow...

 

[PBR]

messed up all over da damn joint...copperz blow...

Can I get a translator in here? Anybody speak ballchinian?

 

[NES]

Can I get a translator in here? Anybody speak ballchinian?

No, but Jack did tell me once that he spoke the western dialect of Ballswallowin quite well.

 

[Inactiongirl]

What is a crosate pizza?

 

[SkinsRaj28]

sorry...I keep meaning to get those back to you

F u.